the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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