i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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