I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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