he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
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