you have to choose: penises or morals?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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