its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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