I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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