We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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