Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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