so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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