Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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