she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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