Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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