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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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