We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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