Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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