last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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