Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
