Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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