Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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