that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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