Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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