He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Randomize
