i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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