like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You ruined the universe
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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