So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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