So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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