IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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