dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
