Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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