I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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