Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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