hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
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Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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