You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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