I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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