You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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