he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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