You're my little dorito
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
