We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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