I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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