Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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