dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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