i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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