Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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