STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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