first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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