Is it normal to miss your booty call?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Randomize
