I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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