You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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