Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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