My brain says no but my pants say off.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I love you. Go after that dick
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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