your room smells of hookers.
And success
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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