Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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