i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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