do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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