okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Hello my rib-scented angel!
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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